What’s In The Bag (And Why)?

By popular demand (always wanted to say that) this blog is dedicated to the contents of my “get home” bag — with Amazon links where possible.

I must say I hesitated to post today. It seemed trivial in light of the maddening and cynical assault on America’s founding principles that is unfolding right now in the trumped up name of homeland security.

Then I read this:

How to #StayOutraged Without Losing Your Mind

And I realized I can resist and blog.

This post is an attempt to bridge the gap. Which is why I want to share briefly the philosophy behind my “get home” bag. Namely, why for me it’s a “get home” bag and not a “bug out” bag.

And why I’ve ended my unrequited bromance with Peter Thiel, whom I long admired for his libertarian streak and insights on innovation.

Bugging out is a standard prepper tactic, and, in some situations, perhaps a prudent one: having the plan, skills, means, will, and gear to bug out with your family to another, safer location if SHTS (Shit Hits The Fan) or we’re facing TEOTWAWKI (The End Of The World As We Know It).

Thoughts of bugging out may not be why Peter Thiel, it was revealed this week, secured New Zealand citizenship in 2011. New Zealand is not his primary residence, though he does have New Zealand companies, investments, and real estate — and is a big Lord Of The Rings fan.

He’s taken a lot of flak lately: With New Zealand Citizenship, Peter Thiel Can Watch The World Burn In Peace

But Thiel is far from alone among the tech elite and super rich contemplating safe exits from the rest of us, mostly due to fears that income inequality could lead to dangerous social unrest during which they might be on the wrong side of the pitch forks.

More here: Doomsday Prep for the Super-Rich

I have nothing against citizens of the world. Or dual citizenship. I have New Zealand residency thanks to my New Zealand wife, Rachel. She has become a dual citizen of New Zealand and the U.S.

But when it comes to readiness, I believe in believing in one’s community. Not fleeing to gilded bunkers, tax havens, or even my beloved New Zealand. No man is an island, nor should be. And surviving and thriving, in the face of disaster or hardship, is a team sport. Especially now, in these days of propagandized efforts to divide us.

My Get Home Bag:

The contents are informed by the fact that I have no car, just ride sharing and my feet. And, starting today, I’m also dropping Uber for Lyft:

Why #DeleteUber Took Off on Saturday Night: “I Don’t Need a Ride to Vichy”

I think we all need to seek opportunities for activism wherever we find them. For me, ride sharing is a daily thing. So I can vote with my wallet and it’s meaningful.

Having one’s own car definitely allows you to roll with more “get home” gear, especially water. But, if you have to abandon your car because roads are impassable, I think it’s a good exercise to design your bag with mobility in mind.

What you see above is 11 pounds (the water is over a pound on its own). This is how I choose to roll when I plan to be more than 5-10 miles from home. I tested its mobility last Comic-Con, during which I walked six miles over the course of a very hot day. Having done that, I likely wouldn’t want to go any heavier.

Here’s me, second from left, battle testing my “get home” bag incognito with a street team promoting Mr. Robot at Comic-Con 2016:

Whether you have a car or not, the items below will help sustain you away from home when there may be little help. I am constantly testing and tinkering, but these are currently my faves. Looking forward to posting more granularly about gear and related skills in future blogs!

Jansport Backpack
Old school style, and doesn’t scream prepper.

Datrex Bagged Water
You need more water daily than this, but to carry more is a serious weight consideration. In an urban environment, I think it’s prudent to bet on one’s ability to find more clean water. And, if not, there’s…

Sawyer Mini Water Filtration System

Icebreaker Merino Wool Sweater
Folds thin for packing and traps warmth.

Icebreaker Merino Wool Socks
Spare socks a must. If you need to walk a long distance home, comfort and dryness of your feet essential. If you don’t generally wear decent walking shoes, add that to your list!

Icebreaker Merino Wool Cap

Emergency Blanket
The little folded mylar ones rip. This is bulkier, but folds thinly and is more effective. Can be fashioned into sleeping bag for nights (at least in LA) or shelter from rain.

NOAA Severe Weather / Emergency Alert Radio
When there’s no Wifi or 4G, this is how you’ll know what’s happening and where.

I like Frogg Toggs because they don’t sweat. Great if it rains, but great as another layer for warmth if you have to sleep outside.

First Aid Kit
There are different size options available via this link. Basic first aid skills also a must. More on that in a future post!

Don’t waste your mobile phone battery for light.

Swiss Army Knives have uses beyond count.


Solar Battery Charger
Also plugs into wall!

Aegis Secure Key
This is a password protected, encrypted USB with which I could reboot my entire life from any computer anywhere. This goes to deeper preparedness life organization issues. For another post!

N95 Respirator Masks
For sustaining in smoke, dust, or other airborne hazards.

Work Gloves
Be mindful of size!


Rand McNally Folded Map

Hygiene (Poop Bags, Wet Wipes)

Duct Tape


Spare Batteries (for radio and flashlight)

Altoids Tin (for storing medicines you want handy)

Spare Change (for pay phones – they’re rare, but still exist)

Goggles (if delivering first aid, to protect your eyes)

Protein Bars

Spare Glasses

Cardboard (for splints)

Mini Crow Bar (12-inch)